Großes Kino: „50 Nerds of Grey“ ist besser als das Original

Während Twitter für die meisten Nutzer für den Austausch schneller Infos und gehässiger Kommentare zu aktuellen politischen Themen herhält, haben einige User das wahre Potenzial, des zwitschernden Vogels erkannt: Unterhaltung auf hohem Niveau. Der Account „50 Nerds of Grey“ hat das Prinzip verstanden und schreibt den fast gleichnamigen Streifen (der straffe Sexualpraktiken und Safewords so salonfähig gemacht hat, wie Steve Jobs das Arschgeigenverhalten in Startups) kurzerhand in einen Softporno für den sozial seltsamen Bildschirmanbeter im Keller deiner Nachbarn um. Warum? Warum nicht, ist die Frage, mit der wir diesen äußerst amüsanten Account in Schutz nehmen. Einige der Highlights gibt es natürlich hier.

'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.'
'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 7, 2015

'Do you want a happy ending?' she asked, massaging his back.
'Yes please' he replied.
'OK' she said 'Jon Snow's still alive.'#GameofThrones

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 24, 2016

She squirmed excitedly as he leaned over and whispered softly in her ear, 'Asdfg . . hjkl . . uiop.'
She loved it when he talked Qwerty.

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 22, 2016

'Make me feel used, dirty and ashamed! she begged.
'Ok,' he said and took her to the Apple Store.

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 22, 2016

'I'm all yours tonight!' she cried, 'Do something to me you'd never normally dare do to a woman!'
'All right' he said, and made eye contact.

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 30, 2016

'It's just too big!' she cried. 'It's never going to fit!'
'Of course it will,' he grinned, 'I've compressed the file.'

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 17, 2016

'I'm all yours!' she cried. 'You can do things with me you'd never dare do with any other woman!'
'All right' he said, and made eye contact.

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) February 26, 2016

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'Come over,' she begged. 'I need you right now!'
'Just turn it off and on again,' he sighed.
He hated these late night rebooty calls.

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) February 21, 2016

He was very careful during bondage sessions.
He always used a safe word that contained upper and lower case letters and at least one number.

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) January 10, 2016

'Say bad things to me,' she begged, 'Bad, unforgivable things!'
'OK' he said, 'The new Star Wars film isn't as good as The Phantom Menace.'

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) December 19, 2015

His girlfriend was like the square root of minus one – mysterious, sought after by millions . . and imaginary.

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) October 26, 2015

Despite his innocent, asthmatic public image, he was a real snake in the bedroom . .
Hufflepuff in the streets, Slytherin in the sheets.

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) October 18, 2015

He knew it wouldn't work out with the microbiologist. She faked all her organisms.

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) October 17, 2015

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