Twitter-User*innen verraten die schrägsten Kosenamen in Telefonbüchern
Na? Wie habt ihr eure bessere Hälfte auf dem Smartphone eingespeichert? Schnuffelpuffel? Schatzi? Oder doch beim richtigen Namen? Die Namensgebung im Adressbuch lässt viel Kreativität zu. Sei es aus Schutz vor Adressbuchschnüffler*innen oder einfach aus Gewohnheit. Die engen Freund*innen mit Vor- und Nachnamen abzuspeichern, klingt ja auch immer sehr offziell.
Die meisten von uns finden also in ihren Kontakten wahrscheinlich Namen, die so ganz sicher auf keinem Personalausweis dieser Welt stehen. Das geht von relativ langweiligen Verkürzungen bis hin zu sehr skurillen Bezeichnungen.
Auf Twitter geben einige User*innen ihre schrägsten Kosenamen aus dem Kontaktbuch zum Besten. Wir haben zehn für euch herausgesucht.
! . my daughter has me in her phone as 'my creator'— wiseoldsnail (@wiseoldsnail) January 31, 2021
I had mine in as his full name until he left and now he is Lord Voldemort— 👻💉𝚖𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚋𝚢𝚝𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚍𝚊𝚒💫🎃 (@megabyte407) January 31, 2021
Husband changed his name/profile in my phone to my fave football player. Years later still makes me laugh when car speaker announces "incoming call from…"— OneButtOneChair (@jaimedotan) January 31, 2021
Best was when van was full of 13yo son and friends and that name showed on the console and came through the speakers.
Could be worse. One of my identical twins has the other twin in his phone as “spare parts.”— Jon Birger (author of Make Your Move) (@jonbirger1) January 31, 2021
In my daughter’s phone I’m listed as Birthgiver— Dr. Liza Wieland (@LizaWieland) January 30, 2021
My kid has me listed as The Feds. 😑— Dr. Sandra Steingraber (@ssteingraber1) January 31, 2021
In grad school a classmate passed out in a bar and it took an hour to find his wife in his phone because she was listed as Panda.— V. Mitch McEwen (@mitchmcewen) January 31, 2021
My mum is in my phone as “mum 👵🏼” and when I ask Siri to call her from car, he says “calling mum old woman” and it makes me laugh every time.— David James Lister (@MlSTERLlSTER) January 31, 2021
Wife is still in my phone under her maiden name. Can’t bear to change it. An ode to her youth.
My exhusband had me in as as Wifey Short (I think I was the only wife he had at the time)but because of the settings it always appeared on screen as Short Wifey. Which was factually correct!— Kay Short (@KayShortEIG) January 31, 2021