Da hat sich jemand verhört: Zehn Gespräche, die nach hinten losgegangen sind

A hot guy at my job asked me if I had any plans and I told him 15 because I thought he said plants

— 𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲 (@im_all_id) March 24, 2022

My Italian friend went to hospital for kidney stones, nurse said she needed to check his “peepee” so he pulled up his hospital gown and gave her a full show before realising she said “BP” as in blood pressure 💀.

— ccaaeelliinn (@caelinroodt) March 25, 2022

I had an old guy say, “Gonna be 81 tomorrow”. I said, “Hope so”, thinking he was talking about the weather. He wasn’t…the next day was his birthday.

— Welp, c’ya later (@MYTQuinn1) March 25, 2022

On a beach outside Boston, a group asked me if I wanted to pottie. I said I didn’t have to. Took a little back and forth before I realized they meant party.

— Jay Munz (@MrJMunz) March 25, 2022

Friend at work said to me “You know John on the factory floor ? He’s vegan”. I said “What are his safety boots made of then ?” and he looked confused and said “You what ?”. I explained what I meant, and he replied “I said he’s LEAVING !”.
Got hearing aids about a month later.

— James Woodhead (@ManyBothanSpies) March 25, 2022

I met someone in a club and when I asked him what he did I thought he said ‘magician’, so asked him to show me tricks. He looked surprised, but did. It wasn’t until much later I found out he’d said musician.

— Amelia Pepper (@PervyPepper) March 25, 2022

A guy I was dancing with said “you’re so hot”, and then when I thanked him, he replied “no, like your skin is really hot because you’re sunburnt”😭😂. This was 10 years ago and we dated for a while, but it still haunts me and I refuse to ever have another sunburn.

— Ash (@ash_triton) March 25, 2022

Once while I was buying liquor, I handed my ID to the cashier and she asked, “Birthday?”, so as to cross-check the date on the ID. I thought she was asking what the occasion was, and replied, “Nope, just a Tuesday.”

— A.T. Fields 𓅁 (@_KommSuesserTod) March 25, 2022

I once replied to a very attractive girl, who said she loved romance, that I was more of an Elizabethan era guy because I thought she said Romans. 🤷🏻‍♂️

— dj (@killinmisoftli) March 25, 2022