Großes Kino: „50 Nerds of Grey“ ist besser als das Original

'Come over,' she begged. 'I need you right now!'
'Just turn it off and on again,' he sighed.
He hated these late night rebooty calls.

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) February 21, 2016

He was very careful during bondage sessions.
He always used a safe word that contained upper and lower case letters and at least one number.

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) January 10, 2016

'Say bad things to me,' she begged, 'Bad, unforgivable things!'
'OK' he said, 'The new Star Wars film isn't as good as The Phantom Menace.'

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) December 19, 2015

His girlfriend was like the square root of minus one – mysterious, sought after by millions . . and imaginary.

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) October 26, 2015

Despite his innocent, asthmatic public image, he was a real snake in the bedroom . .
Hufflepuff in the streets, Slytherin in the sheets.

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) October 18, 2015

He knew it wouldn't work out with the microbiologist. She faked all her organisms.

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) October 17, 2015

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